What we're spending our $600 government check on

-Grillz...iced out grillz

-That pink Furry costume I always wanted

-Bejeweled iPhone

-Year's supply of Spam

-Helping out Prince Joseph Zutu of Nigeria (he keeps sending me sincere emails)

-Downpayment on a jetpack

-Fred Flintstone ephemera

-A night with Tara Reid (a.k.a. a ticket to Taradise)

-Krystal and Dinosaur eggs

-Celebrity Connect Four Invitational Tournament (Guests include: KanYe West and Jonah Hill)

-Acting lessons from William Shattner

-Buying stocks in the Oil Industry

-$600 worth of pudding...aww yeah

-Exhumation of Col. Sanders

-Vegas, baby! Vegas!

-One way plane ticket to that island on "Lost"

-Football signed by O.J. Simpson

-Monarch butterfly tramp stamp

-Materials for the construction of a Time Machine (Delorean, flux capacitor, etc.)

-Trip to Baltimore specifically to re-enact our favorite scenes from "The Wire"