I found another grey hair today...curses!
Chicken or the egg?
I really, like really hope that night terrors don't strike me tonight.
Why don't we call regular, non-sexual dreams "Dry Dreams"? There's a double standard here.
What is Carl Lewis doing right now?
Blue candies are overrated. I'm talking to you Blue M&Ms.
Where are all the pigeon nests?
One day I'll be able to do a one-armed push-up. Huzzah!
The worse possible torture besides castration would have to be being dunked into a vat of hot miracle whip...naked.
When will that government "stimulus" check arrive?
Can you teach a monkey to smoke heaters?
Does Samuel L. Jackson ever reject a movie offer?
What is Quentin Tarantino thinking about right now?
When was the exact moment that Michael Jackson failed us all?
Unicycles are overrated.
What if they discovered that superfluous cheese consumption delayed aging?!
Crestfallen, ostentatious and contrition are cool words.
It's bigger than hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop...
What is the old guy in the picture above thinking while I chuck the deuce?
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