Friday, April 25, 2008

What is SF Made of?

Pot.

Does SF always smell like pot?

Yes.

My friend visiting from Brooklyn this past week pointed out the obvious:
"I smell weed everywhere yo."

Yes. Yes you do.

Welcome to SF!

Next time a bum asks you for a quarter and follows it up with "Godbless you.", utter these words scathingly.

"Get it together, grouch."

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