Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Lesser Known Alternatives to MUNI

-HHRS (Homeless Hippie Rickshaw Service)
-Dog-propelled skateboard

-Helicopter + Skydiving = No traffic!
-Gypsy taxicabs

-Piggy-backing on Marathon runners during their training runs ("This will help you in the long run, trust me...that's a pun!")

-Carjacked K.I.T. from Knight Rider

-Hanging out/Teleporting with Hiro from "Heroes" ("Thanks Hiro. You're always on time.")

-Me and Godzilla are tight

-Hang gliding from Twin Peaks

-Posing as a UPS overnight package

-"I know Gavin Newsom."

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