-New alarm clock has a Snooze button...with a Snooze button.
-Instant diarrhea from a bowl of "Colon Blow" cereal.
-Narcolepsy
-Trying to find the "hottest track" on your 60GB iPod to start your day perfectly.
-Your roomie used all the hot water then gloated by singing Outkast's "So Fresh, So Clean" while barricading you from the bathroom.
-Night terrors.
-Morning calisthenics always take too damn long.
-Trying to fulfill that New Year's resolution of reading all the Britney headlines before you get dressed.
-Agoraphobia
-You live in Los Angeles.
-You lost "a stupid bet" so now you have to do cartwheels all the way to work everyday for a month.
-Oregon Trail obsession
-You are what some like to call, "Facebook OCD".
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