Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Reasons we can't sleep

-All that cheese for dinner made us gassy.

-Seinfeld re-runs are on...they're ALWAYS on.

-Trying to remember if you locked the front door but too lazy to check.

-Attempting to decipher the overelaborate Dennis Miller joke you heard earlier.

-Night Terrors.

-That 5th cup of coffee really was one too many.

-Your friends are still playing "Rock Band" and just won't leave your apartment.

-Get rich quick scheming.

-Because hardcore puppeteers NEVER SLEEP!

-I simply don't care for "The Cousin of Death". He's always eating all the cashews.

-"I idolize Rupert Murdoch. Would he sleep? Of course not."

-"I'm not as weak as you."

-Too cheap to buy psychedelic drugs so we're doin it au naturale.

- Re-enacting the entire feature length film titled "Fight Club".

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