-All that cheese for dinner made us gassy.
-Seinfeld re-runs are on...they're ALWAYS on.
-Trying to remember if you locked the front door but too lazy to check.
-Attempting to decipher the overelaborate Dennis Miller joke you heard earlier.
-Night Terrors.
-That 5th cup of coffee really was one too many.
-Your friends are still playing "Rock Band" and just won't leave your apartment.
-Get rich quick scheming.
-Because hardcore puppeteers NEVER SLEEP!
-I simply don't care for "The Cousin of Death". He's always eating all the cashews.
-"I idolize Rupert Murdoch. Would he sleep? Of course not."
-"I'm not as weak as you."
-Too cheap to buy psychedelic drugs so we're doin it au naturale.
- Re-enacting the entire feature length film titled "Fight Club".
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