-At the hospital, embarrased. Fireworks. Nuff said.-Running through the streets, naked, except for that beautiful rag we call the "Stars and Stripes" tied around your neck like a cape.
-Budweiser in your right hand, Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" blaring out of your mouth.
-Racing your friend's black Camaro with your red Mustang convertible named "Sally". The only winner in the end is the Fuzz.
-Baseball game, too many hot dogs, sunglasses, sweat, kids, cotton candy, fireworks.
-Drinking "WMD's" and Hard Lemonade at the lake house with dudes you thought you knew.
-Extinguishing fires from unwatched grills.
-Stuck in traffic.
-Drunk.
-Nursing a pulled hammy from the family Softball game. At least you went 2-3 with 2 RBIs.
-Watching "Independence Day" and saying, "Damn, Will Smith has come a looooong way! Where's Bill Pullman these days?"
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jc. i just tried to send you a message on myspace and had the rude awakening that i had been deleted from your friends. not going to lie, that kind of stunk.
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