Thursday, July 17, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo in LA!

It's a varitable right of passage for any young starlet--You go to Los Angeles for some event, you go to the clubs and watch the paparazzi madness ensue.

Our young C-Ron just happened to be in La-La Land this week for ESPN's Espy Awards. While in Hollywood Cristiano took in some bottle service at Villa with his entourage and guess who happened to stop by...wait for it, wait for it...Paris Hilton. Yes! Paris herself was seen hitting on our favorite Eurotrash footballer.

Even better then the sheer velocity of these two worlds colliding (and the seeming inevitability of sloppy club makeout sessions) was the fact that C-Ron showed no amusement with Paris' flirtations.

I imagine him asking someone (in Portuguese), "How do you say 'Keep your stank pussy away from me' in English?" I don't know how to say that but I imagine a form of the words "culo" and "puta" somewhere in there.

The recounts of this top night out by the innocent bystanders are quite hilarious and ego-rific.

The good, the bad, the ugly:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/07/17/cristiano-ronaldo-snubs-paris-hilton-on-10k-night-of-booze-and-dancing-in-los-angeles-89520-20651635/

No comments: