Worst Prescription Drug Side Effects

-Sleep crying

-Mudd butt

-Fumbleitis

-Reoccurring sex dream involving a mule, 2 lbs. of butter and gnome.

-Night terrors

-Superfluous drooling

-Unravelling Navel

-Rotgut

-Kitten breath

-Pathalogical lying

-False Big Dick Syndrome

-Chiggles

-Speaking in tongues

-In-law lust

-Agoraphobia

-Mickey Rourke worship

-Fantasia

-CWAS (Constant Wet Ass Syndrome)