-Michael Phelps really is Superman.
-Bob Costas is a robot that never sleeps.
-President Bush has a higher approval rating in Beijing than in the U.S.
-Chinese female Gymnasts were all born after 1995.
-Badminton, once thought to be a backyard leisure sport played with a cocktail in one hand, is actually quite intense.
-Usain "Lightning" Bolt could probably play WR in the NFL based on speed and size alone.
-Bernard Lagat choked in the 1500m.
-NBC has screwed us all by only showing the good events in "Primetime". Americans everywhere are bleary eyed.
-The U.S. Softball team is almost as dominant as Michael Phelps.
-Boxing is always, always on.
-Olympic Boxing is like watching a glorified street fight. I saw someone get noogied last night.
-China is way too uptight to be the preeminent Super Power on Earth.
-Bob Costas is a robot that never sleeps.
-President Bush has a higher approval rating in Beijing than in the U.S.
-Chinese female Gymnasts were all born after 1995.
-Badminton, once thought to be a backyard leisure sport played with a cocktail in one hand, is actually quite intense.
-Usain "Lightning" Bolt could probably play WR in the NFL based on speed and size alone.
-Bernard Lagat choked in the 1500m.
-NBC has screwed us all by only showing the good events in "Primetime". Americans everywhere are bleary eyed.
-The U.S. Softball team is almost as dominant as Michael Phelps.
-Boxing is always, always on.
-Olympic Boxing is like watching a glorified street fight. I saw someone get noogied last night.
-China is way too uptight to be the preeminent Super Power on Earth.
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