Fat Boy

I've had a voracious appetite over the last two weeks. Hungry like the wolf. Insatiable like one of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I'm talking to you Veruca Salt).

In trying to get to the bottom of my stomach/appetite. I've attributed this binge to either working out more (which I have been doing) or sheer boredom.

The end of the Winter blahs is near. I'm still indulging in my cabin fever as of late and my post-work routine has been all about consuming 2-3 beers, eating a meal and snacking on everything from cereal to Ben& Jerry's to chips and salsa.

I have a taste for the flavor of...everything. I could only imagine how bad I'd be if I was smoking pot. Whew! I'd end up like Bill Murray in that glutonous Breakfast scene in "Groundhog's Day".

Just for catharsis sake I'm gonna name a few vices:

Doughnuts (you know cake donuts? you know!)

Ben & Jerry's - it only takes me one sitting to dead a pint.

Newman's Own Black bean and corn Salsa

Beer

Wine

Honey Nut Cheerios (Just like Omar from The Wire)

Cheese

Milkshakes

Cookies -Don't sleep on the cookies from Subway although I prefer Tom's

Yeah, it's like that. Fat boy in the house. Sho nuff.